Saturday, March 24, 2012

Where the Wind Blows Wild and Free


posted by Christopher James


I'm on my way back to Washington now. Amber has to stay in Reno. :-(

We had a wonderful trip and a fitting final day. After staying the night at the Atomic Inn in Beatty, we made our way back to Reno. But we had a few stops to make on the way.

First, we visited the Mizpah Hotel in Tonopah, a gorgeous gem high in the hills of Ron Paul country. The restaurant is named after Senator Key Pittman, who died there the night of his reelection. To keep the news quiet, is body was kept on ice until after the results were confirmed.



Then we drove all the way out to Berlin-Icthyosaur State Park. It was closed due to weather, but Robin the park ranger took pity on us weary travelers and gave us an most excellent private tour. Thanks, Robin!



Finally, we got gas in Middlegate. Stephen King wrote Desperation while sleeping in the service station's parking lot. The owner said they thought he was a drug addict at first. Many of the scenes from the novel come directly from his experiences in the surrounding hills.

I always knew I liked Nevada—my adoptive home. Now I'm in love with it! It's quirky and difficult and lonesome and, as Amber and I noted this morning over coffee, we can't think of one crummy experience. The folks we met along the way, who gave us rooms for the night, who served us the grub and the beer that kept us fed, who told us the stories that kept us fueled, they were universally friendly, helpful and just plain lovely.

Home really does mean Nevada.




Location: Reno

Friday, March 23, 2012

¡Que Dicha!


posted by Christopher James


It's cliché to say that the high desert country is a land of extremes, but clichés contain some measure of truth. Yesterday we stood at Badwater, Death Valley, the lowest point in the United States, and we could see the peaks of the Sierra Nevada, at more than 11,000 ft. They're only a few miles apart, but separated by dozens of ecosystems and temperature zones. The two places are totally alien to one another.


We made a short detour into California to visit Death Valley National Park and the Amargosa Opera House, two of our favorite places. The boundary here between Nevada and California is oblique, so it was difficult to survey. Before the definitive survey came through, the residents in Aurora voted in both California and Nevada to hedge their bets. The landscape, however, has never recognized the boundary. It's all the Great Basin.

The emptiness of the area excites me. It feels good to see some broad, slanted valley stretching out all around me, with nameless mountains and sometimes-creeks as the only residents. I imagine myself to be that surveyor, applying arbitrary geometry over nature's own zig-zag order. This, however, is a complete fantasy. The Great Basin is full of people, and we've been lucky to meet a few of them.


Outside of Death Valley lived the curious clan of Albert and Bessie Johnson and their con-man buddy, Scotty. Albert was a fabulously wealthy businessman, Bessie was his zealous wife. They built the wondrous castle in the canyon, but Scotty made it legendary. When tourists began exploring Death Valley in the first part of the 20th century, they came to see Scotty, his castle, and his prosperous gold mine. It was all a ruse, of course. There was no gold mine and the castle belonged to the Johnsons, but that wasn't the point. The three friends amused themselves by pulling one of the biggest pranks ever.


At times it feels the places themselves are pulling a con. Leaving Las Vegas we drove down the Strip. The gentle curve in the street and the towering heights of the casino-resorts made the different themes stack up against each other, like the geologic strata of a broken mountain range. Venetian–Paris–Mirage. Paleozoic–Mesozoic–Cenozoic. All distinct, not necessarily in the right order, deceptive.


When you visit the ghost town of Rhyolite, you'll see the beautiful casino, the mercantile, the Bottle House, all kept safe from our abusive natures by the fatherly caution of the Department of the Interior. But you'll pass the Goldwell Museum, too, a contemporary installation. The cutting-edge artists were inspired by the lost town's rotting skeleton, but they claim they're commenting on something older than Rhyolite and bigger than the desert.


We've all got our own pranks to play on the world as we go on our respective journeys. They help pass the time. A sort of motto for this way of life is carved into a beam at Scotty's Castle. ¡Que dicha! What a tale!

Location: Beatty

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Brains and Hearts


posted by Christopher James


One of our bar buddies at Rachel commented on how rare it is to find people whose brains and hearts are aligned. At the time, I didn't quite get what he meant, so I kept sipping my Budweiser.

Yesterday we got our mid-century aesthetic on, with visits to the Hoover Dam and the National Atomic Testing Museum, the only Smithsonian west of the Mississippi. (And the only one that charged me admission, too.)


Quick shout out to Leslie at the Bureau of Reclamation! She gave an excellent tour, one I won't soon forget.

Above is one row of turbine shafts spinning with the force of the mighty Colorado. I did not realize this, but Hoover Dam's primary objective is not to generate power, it's flood control. In fact, no one relies on Hoover's power—the Strip does not run on hydroelectricity. The electricity generated by Hoover is intended to compensate for its construction and operation.


Hoover Dam, however, is also a massive work of art. Designers settled on the simple, geometric patterns of Art Deco after considering Gothic and Neo-Classical styles. Can you imagine Hoover Dam with gargoyles? In fact, features were installed throughout the dam to service the expected tourists. The entry elevator gleams with brass and black stone. The hallways feature mosaics laid into the granite floors. Even the sculpture of winged-figures contains an astronomical puzzle meant to communicate with some distant civilization thousands of years in the future.

Then there's the legacy of atomic testing at Yucca Flats, northwest of Las Vegas. The scientists, engineers, and workmen who served at the Nevada Test Site rightly consider themselves soldiers on the front line of the Cold War. The development of super powerful weapons, and competition between the Soviet Union and the United States to keep developing those weapons, was the defining drama of the conflict. We built more than them, bigger than theirs, quicker than they could build theirs: we won.


But the testing created an odd cross-cultural trend, too. The mushroom cloud was an alluring source of vitality and courage. But it also symbolized the hubris that we knew could be our ultimate undoing. It was an appropriate image to attach to strong liquor and legalized gambling. The strange sort of pastel-hued fatalism that decorated mid-century America was very much inspired by the blasts detonated in Nevada.

Today, some researchers believe the arid Southwest may be nearing it's carrying capacity. We may have misappropriated a sensitive ecosystem. (We wouldn't be the first. The ancient civilizations of the region probably disappeared due to extended drought and a changing climate.) That massive, beautiful Hoover Dam might be a latter-day Mesa Verde could have been the inspiration for the millennial sculpture. Meanwhile, the awesome potential of the Nevada Test Site has been repeatedly repurposed for less warlike uses, but it can't get beyond the fact that we made them to blow other people to smithereens.

(Don't even get me started on the Downwinders, people affected by the nuclear fallout from the tests. No one asked them if they wanted to be frontline soldiers in the Cold War. But we do give them nifty equipment to monitor for radiation now. We're not barbarians.)


Nevada is often called a place of contrasts. Snow-dappled peaks overlooking timeless Joshua trees, baking in the sun. Rugged individuals who are made conservative by the hard-times experiences of mining busts and kindling-dry rangelands must share a state with the most libertine of cultures that revels in loose slots, brothels, 24-hour saloons, and callously profiteers off men lost to their passions.

Even in the ways Nevada has uniquely contributed to the American experience, its brain and its heart is not always aligned.



Location: Las Vegas

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Tourism


posted by Christopher James


We're back on the air after going deep black inside Area 51. And let me tell you, Dear Reader, have we got some information for you.

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Wow! You read that here first!

But we've also gotten to see some really amazing unclassified sights, too. Like Cathedral Gorge, outside Panaca. The snowmelt made rivulets of mucky red-brown water that carved out the rock before our eyes. It was like a live action miniature Grand Canyon. We also went exploring through the Valley of Fire, a beautiful canyon of bright red sandstone thrust up and twisted by the forces that made the Great Basin. Huge slabs of crust are being uplifted and tilted here, creating the distinctive basin-and-range topography. (Note to teachers: geology and P.E. really ought to be taught simultaneously.)


Nevada's main industry is, of course, tourism and we are, of course, tourists. It's always intrigued me to understand why people are tourists. What do they get from it? One academic suggested that the architecture of the resort casino is a conceit between the guest and the company. The company leaves just enough of the seams and scaffolding visible so that the guest feels that they are still in control. The guest enjoys the privilege of losing himself in the company's purpose-built labyrinth, and willingly parts with oodles of cash.

Rachel, the town just outside the gates of Area 51, is a town that redefines tourism. It started as a mining camp (albeit much, much later than Pioche or Virginia City). Then things got weird. When a man told a Las Vegas TV station that he worked on alien space craft at Nellis and spied flying saucers along lonely Highway 375, seekers from all over came to see for themselves. Before long, the local bar was rechristened as the Little A'Le'Inn.

Locals regale visitors with stories of unexplainable incidents Army bombers, Zuni shamans who gave them their destiny, and the cowboy life that leads from one state to the next. Everyone's friendly, everyone's sincere. Is it all just stagecraft put on for my amusement? Over all our heads, meanwhile, international war gamers send down startling sonic booms. They repay the bartender appropriately the next morning.


Highway 375 has been officially named the Extraterrestrial Highway in honor of the many visitors. Geochachers, too, have started to visit. When GPS was opened for civilian use, they made a sport of finding hidden cairns all over the world. They come down the highway in minivans, and they stop to gawk at the mysterious Black Mailbox. Some think it's a means to communicate with entities from beyond our realm. Really, it's just the local rancher's mailstop. Some years ago he had to plant it in a cement foundation and make it bulletproof.

Now we find ourselves in another Nevada tourist town: Las Vegas. The Fremont Experience, a big light show meant to revitalize downtown, is used to sell us rum and classic rock. Overworked waitresses and bartenders and dealers and maids are everywhere. Again, I find myself wondering why I'm here, why are all these people here? Are we really here for the rum and classic rock and the pervasive (perverse?) sexual innuendo? "Come get some hot action with our loose slots!"


It's easy to get lost, but very hard to really lose yourself. For that experience, people will pay a hefty premium.

Location: Las Vegas
This post was modified from its original version. It incorrectly characterized the origins of Rachel.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Programming Note


posted by Christopher James

Due to the storm, we are skipping Great Basin National Park. :-(

Instead, here's a picture of the Pancake Range.

I believe pancake might be a corruption of the Paiute word for silver ore. I really hope, however, someone was just craving a short stack when they named it.

Rain, Rain Go Away...


posted by Christopher James

...and take the snow with you.


We raced the storm from Eureka to Pioche yesterday, with a stop in Ely. Did you know that Pat Nixon was born in Ely and that 'Pat' wasn't her real name but her nickname, having been born on St. Patrick's Day? I didn't, but Ely does, and they're celebrating her centennial.


While in Ely, we saw the historic Hotel Nevada, sometime stomping ground of Frank Sinatra and current stomping ground for some ghosts. Everything in Nevada seems to be haunted. Our hotel in Pioche, the Overland, is also haunted. And today we'll make our way to Rachel to see an area 'haunted' by another sort of spirit: extraterrestrials!

Why does Nevada have so many haunted places? Perhaps because it has a lot of ghost towns where remnants of the past can be seen decomposing in real time. It makes one think not of death, but of what comes after death. Perhaps it's good for tourism.


Pioche, however, has a damn good reason to be haunted. This may have been the most dangerous town in the West. Seventy-two men were murdered, it's said, before a single resident died of natural causes. Some of those victims are buried near their killers at Boot Hill Cemetery. The town's ungovernable notoriety meant that the Sheriff got paid more then the President of the United States (and made even more in bribes).


Pioche has other claims to fame, too. The local mines produced several million dollars in their day and, along with the legendary Comstock of Virginia City, they made Nevada the world's leading producer of silver. The town also has a strong connection with the Mormons. Like Las Vegas, Pioche was first scouted by missionary pioneers. The small village was meant to be a refuge for church leaders when the war with the U.S. Government came. Pioche's town hall was built by Mormons.

The LDS Church has a significant role in Nevada's history. Today, Mormons are mostly well-regarded around the West. But consider the Pyramid War of 1860. When Paiutes raided a settlers' camp in retribution for a kidnapping, the Whites presumed that the fearsome hand of Prophet Brigham Young was behind it.

Do old suspicions like this still haunt the Silver State?



Saturday, March 17, 2012

Day 1


posted by Christopher James

Well, Day 2, really.

It was a hellish flight to Reno. (When will I ever learn to stop scheduling transfers through Chicago?) By the time I got into town I was pooped. But not too pooped for Blind Onion!

I'll put Blind Onion up against any pizza anywhere (even Chicago), and they recently opened a new location right next to the Great Basin Brewery. Try the Whoop Ass Witbier; it's got a clove-y kick on the front and a very clean, light finish, perfect for summer.

Unfortunately, it is not summer yet. A storm is coming through and may yet mess up our plans. More on that in a moment.

We had grand plans for Friday, traveling along U.S. 50, the Loneliest Road, to Eureka. I, however, got it in my head that it would be fun to drive around Pyramid Lake. Except there are no paved roads that go all the way around the lake and I got lost and ended up half way to Gerlach before figuring it out. There went most of the day. But we got neat pictures and saw a herd of antelope.

Instead of leisurely making our way east, we drove straight to Eureka in time to catch the Utah Shakespeare Festival's presentation of A Mid-Summer Night's Dream. (Again, it's not summer yet.)

Mid-Summer is not my favoritest Shakespeare play, but it was still a clever, modern-dress production. The room was packed with maybe two dozen high schoolers from around the area. They were really enthusiastic, and afterward the actors answered a few questions for the audience. (Puck's secret to success: Get in everyone's face!)

We then checked out the Keyhole Bar, an honest dive. We met some other travelers and Amber ordered what the bartender thought might've been Eureka's first ever martini. I think she was pulling Amber's leg. We were told to come back in the morning for Papa's excellent bloody marys.

Now about that weather...

Seems we may get to enjoy lots of Papa's bloody marys!

It's been a fun first day of travels. With luck, the 4-wheel drive will get us through the snow. With all the driving, I get to do lots of thinking. What's striking about this area is the prevalence of the U.S. Government. Washington's a dirty word here, but every few miles is a sign for this or another BLM or Forest Service presence. We drove by the corral where they offer wild horses for adoption. We were reminded not to drive our OHVs off-trail. We got an earful about Senator Tester's recent wilderness proposals. Even the old sponsor of the Opera House, Farmers & Merchants Bank, advertises as being under federal supervision. In the course of my work, I knew about all of these things before. But as is so often the case, experience is more profound than knowledge.

I'll have lots of time to contemplate the role of the federal government in the West as we (attempt to) make our way to Ely.

Location:Eureka